LIVERPOOL FC
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:53 am
RAIL TRACK have decided to start sponsoring LIVERPOOL FC. They think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures
RAFA BENITEZ won't stand for any nonsense. Last Saturday he caught a couple of fans climbing over the stadium wall. He was furious. He grabbed them by the collars and said, "Now you just get back in there and watch the game till it finishes"
Q: How could you kill an LIVERPPOL fan when he's drinking? A: Slam the toilet seat on his head.
Q: How many SCOUSERS does it take to change a light bulb? A: As many as you like, but they'll never see the light.
A burglary was recently committed at Anfiled and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a Red carpet, and an unused tin of SILVO.
RAFA BENITEZ won't stand for any nonsense. Last Saturday he caught a couple of fans climbing over the stadium wall. He was furious. He grabbed them by the collars and said, "Now you just get back in there and watch the game till it finishes"
Q: How could you kill an LIVERPPOL fan when he's drinking? A: Slam the toilet seat on his head.
Q: How many SCOUSERS does it take to change a light bulb? A: As many as you like, but they'll never see the light.
A burglary was recently committed at Anfiled and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a Red carpet, and an unused tin of SILVO.
