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woody
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OSAMA BIN LADEN

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OSAMA BIN LADEN - World Hide & Seek Champion 2001 - 2011
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
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mattreddan
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Gets even less funnier every year....

after year..

after year..

etc.
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woody
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Everybody is asking how they found him just now.... there are unconfirmed reports that he may have bought a Sony Play Station recently
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I don't get the last one Woody :oops: Wasn't it the iPhone that was tracking users :?: or am I just old and past it :lol:
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woody
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Diamondsforever wrote:I don't get the last one Woody :oops: Wasn't it the iPhone that was tracking users :?: or am I just old and past it :lol:
SONY's Playstation Data base was hacked telling the World all your addresses and credit card details.

Yes you are old and past it - but join the clan! LOL
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woody
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The Yanks Killed BIN LADEN - 1st Time the BINS have been taken out on a Bank Holiday
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woody
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mattreddan wrote:Gets even less funnier every year....

after year..

after year..

etc.
I take it you have the JAUNDICE again????? or Did you have the GRUMPY GRAINS again for breakfast?
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woody wrote:
Diamondsforever wrote:I don't get the last one Woody :oops: Wasn't it the iPhone that was tracking users :?: or am I just old and past it :lol:
SONY's Playstation Data base was hacked telling the World all your addresses and credit card details.

Yes you are old and past it - but join the clan! LOL
Ahhhh, yes I remember now :lol: 8-)
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woody
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Diamondsforever wrote:
woody wrote:
Diamondsforever wrote:I don't get the last one Woody :oops: Wasn't it the iPhone that was tracking users :?: or am I just old and past it :lol:
SONY's Playstation Data base was hacked telling the World all your addresses and credit card details.

Yes you are old and past it - but join the clan! LOL
Ahhhh, yes I remember now :lol: 8-)
They've also used his credit card details to pay for the bullets.
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
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I don't think that Osama Bin Laden would mind all of the jokes that have been made today. He'd understand that it's just a bit of Talibanter.

Sky News Correspondent: "Bin Laden's death will please the whole country"
Unless you're from Bradford, Leicester or Luton.

Bin ladens last facebook status. " BRB. Someone at the door".

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Who lives next door to a dead terrorist under the sea?
Spongebob Square Pants!

I'm impressed with rural Pakistan, where they get US special forces to collect their bins on a bank holiday.

What's the difference between Bin Laden and a cheese grater?
Bin Laden has more holes.

Mere days after receiving his brand new iPhone, Osama bin Laden gravely regrets being taught how to use Facebook's 'Check-in' feature.
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