Children in School
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:18 pm
Little Johnnys Teacher says - whoever can answer the following questions can have a half day from school. Who said "...ask not what your country can do for you" - before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy shouts "John F Kennedy" Teacher says "very good, Nancy, you can go" Teacher asks "who said - I have a dream" - before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary shouts - "Martin Luther King" Teacher says "very good Mary, you can go". Johnny is raging & just as the Teacher turns her back Johnny says "I wish those bitches would keep their ****ing mouths shut" Teacher looks & says "who said that?" Johnny replies "Wayne Rooney - see you tomorrow!"