School...........................

[woody]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The
students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more
to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an
early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first
and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says
to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm
smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years
Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go
home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther
King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can
do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F.
Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also
leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer
to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish
these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO
NOW

[godber]

I'm ashamed that I laughed at such a poor joke :oops:

[woody]

I'm ashamed that I laughed at such a poor joke :oops:

then wrote about it :lol: :lol: :lol: