Collect your Volcano Jokes here... <groan>

[Dazzler]

Dear Iceland, we said send CASH

Cheryl Cole was told she couldn't fly to America this morning, when she asked why she was told because of ash. She said "what's he done this time?!"

[woody]

The MAGNUSSON FAMILY stated......You dont need to be a MASTERMIND Presenter to have your ashes spread across the World

[wewantourdarbyback]

What's the difference between Cheryl Cole and an Icelandic volcano?

The volcano's still blowing Ash.

[woody]

What's the difference between Cheryl Cole and an Icelandic volcano?

The volcano's still blowing Ash.

PRICELESS :lol: :lol:

[woody]

I hear RYANAIR are charging for ASH TRAYS!

[Dazzler]

And one modified - as seen on other football forums..insert team as required.
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Luton airport has been closed after a massive cloud of dust drifted into UK airspace. The cleaner of the Luton trophy cabinet has now been arrested!
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[woody]

Bugger me..............Bloody Iceland.

First there was 'rape and pillage'
Then Bjork
Then The Banking Crisis
Now a Bloody Volcano





Just been out to my car and its coated in..................................................................................



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Black Forest Gateux & Chicken Nuggets

[davealbon]

Shouldn't we wait for the dust to settle before making jokes about this? ;)

[woody]

Shouldn't we wait for the dust to settle before making jokes about this? ;)

Have you been Spring cleaning or just................... DUSTIN HOFFMAN :lol: :lol:

[Turveyman]

1. It's a bit early for Iceland volcano jokes. We should wait awhile for
the dust to settle.

2. I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are
accusing them of harbouring a "weapon of ash eruption".

3. It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be
spread over Europe.

4. Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This
has insurance scam written all over it.

5. Iceland, we wanted your cash, not your ash.

6. Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup. I know, it's a no-fly zone.

7. Richard Curtis is working on a new rom-com about people stuck in an
airport who fall in love. The working title is "Lava Actually".

8. I came out my house yesterday and was hit on the head by a bag of
frozen sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. I realised it
must be the fallout from Iceland.

9. Volcano in Iceland. What next Earthquake in Asda?

10. Woke this morning to find every surface in the house covered in a
layer of dust and a foul stench of sulphur in the air. No change, I've
been married to that bone-idle slob for 20 years.