The Sausage.... A Moral Tale

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woody
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The Sausage.... A Moral Tale

Post by woody »

One day a little cat was walking through the park when she came
across a pond.


She peered into the pond and noticed that at the bottom
of the pond there was a little cocktail sausage.

The cat was feeling quite peckish

So as the water wasn't that deep,
she reached in with his little paw,
and hooked the sausage out and ate it.

The next day the cat was walking through the park
again and she peered into the pond again
and saw there was another sausage
but this time it was a normal sized one

So the cat reached in but . this time she had to put
his whole arm into the pond.
The cat hooked the sausage out and ate it.


The next day the cat looked into the pond and
found an enormous Cumberland sausage
at the bottom of the pond.

It looked so delicious,
but it was so huge
that she had to actually
put his whole body into
the pond to get the sausage.



He ate it and found it very tasty!


THE MORAL OF THE STORY
is
(you're gonna love this !)

















The bigger the Sausage - the wetter the Pussy!!!!
Last edited by woody on Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: The Sausage.... A Moral Tale

Post by rushdenman »

This cat seems to have a gender problem ;)
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Post by rudolph_hucker »

rushdenman wrote:This cat seems to have a gender problem ;)
Well spotted, you may now refer to the alzheimers test. :D
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woody
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Post by woody »

rushdenman wrote:This cat seems to have a gender problem ;)
Eyes like a SHITE HAWK :lol: :lol:
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woody
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Post by woody »

rudolph_hucker wrote:
rushdenman wrote:This cat seems to have a gender problem ;)
Well spotted, you may now refer to the alzheimers test. :D
very droll :lol:
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Post by RushdenBoy »

cats have arms??
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Re: The Sausage.... A Moral Tale

Post by Oundle Diamond #2 »

I told this joke at the age of 12, its a banger!

...

however, you've made it far too complicated and long ;)
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