Two a lighter note.......

The section that wouldn't die!
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woody
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Two a lighter note.......

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They sent my Census form back!!



In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?', I put, 'Asylum seekers, gyppoes, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS and half of Eastern Europe!'



Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer…….
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
Billy Connolly
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