Letter to the passport office

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diamondphil
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Letter to the passport office

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> > Dear Sirs,
> >
> > I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot
> > believe this. How is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone
> > number and knows that I bought a bleeding satellite dish from them back
> > in 1977, and yet, the Government is still asking me where I was bloody
> > born and on what date.
> >
> > For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have
> > on my pension book, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for
> > the past 30 years. It is on my National Health card, my driving license,
> > my car insurance, on the last eight damn passports I've had, on all those
> > stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being
> > allowed off the plane over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable
> > census forms.
> >
> > Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my
> > mother's name is Mary Anne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be
> > abso-****ing-lutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I
> > die!!!!!!
> >
> >
> > I apologise, I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an'
> > me, I've had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my
> > house, then you ask me for my ****ing address !!!!
> >
> >
> >
> > What is going on? Do you have a gang of Neanderthal arseholes
> > workin' there? Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I
> > don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go
> > and park my arse on some sandy beach somewhere. And would someone please
> > tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in
> > the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a
> > chicken or a goat, believe you me, you'd be the last ****ing people I'd
> > want to tell!
> >
> > Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the poxy
> > city to get another ****ing copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of
> > £30. Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same
> > spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??
> > Nooooooooooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe makes sense. You'd
> > rather have us running all over the fuckin' place like chickens with our
> > heads cut off, then have to find some arsehole to confirm that it's
> > really me on the damn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed
> > to smile?! (bureaucratic fuckin' morons) Hey, do you know why we
> > couldn't smile if we wanted to? Because we're totally pissed off!
> >
> > Signed
> >
> > An Irate Citizen.
> >
> > P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to
> > confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since
> > 1776 ........ I have served in the military for something over 30 years
> > and have had full security clearances over 25 of those years enabling me
> > to undertake highly secretive missions all over the world. ........
> > However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know,
> > someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN ****ing PAKISTAN !
> >
> > Sincerely,
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