Red Neck Woman

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woody
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Red Neck Woman

Post by woody »

There was a Red Neck Trailer trash woman that he lived a very long child producing life (so many kids she couldn't count them).

One day she walking home after a 'meeting' with yet another banjo playing inbred, that she was taken short and needed a large 'number 2'. Being a little shy she waded across a field and took her dump right then and there.

Having tidied herself up, she yet again hit road. Just then, both of her stilletos broke and she was given to tears at this last straw and being a 'country born girl' remembered and sang the Kenny Rogers hit....................................













































" You picked a fine time to leave loose heels, 400 children and a crap in the fields, you picked a fine time to leave me loose heels"
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ok i agree ......time to close the jokes section!!!!

shocking!! :shock:
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Superhans wrote:ok i agree ......time to close the jokes section!!!!

shocking!! :shock:
:lol: ;)
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Re: Red Neck Woman

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Superhans wrote:ok i agree ......time to close the jokes section!!!!

shocking!! :shock:
That - from a person that condones smoking pot! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Strange that jokes offend but breaking the law doesn't
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Post by StaceyH »

Actually, I think SH's comment was made firmly tongue in cheek Woody, following a thread on The Terrace about closing this section after you decided to leave the forum.
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Post by rudolph_hucker »

woody wrote:
Superhans wrote:ok i agree ......time to close the jokes section!!!!

shocking!! :shock:
That - from a person that condones smoking pot! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Strange that jokes offend but breaking the law doesn't

Some people have strange tastes mate ;)
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wasnt offended just didnt think it was a funny joke
the replys were funnier than the joke.... no harm ment!

and why is smoking pot got anything to do with it?
if you mean my avatar ...thats not me you know!
and whats wrong with pot?

who calls it pot these days anyway?......
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Superhans wrote:wasnt offended just didnt think it was a funny joke
the replys were funnier than the joke.... no harm ment!

and why is smoking pot got anything to do with it?
if you mean my avatar ...thats not me you know!
and whats wrong with pot?

who calls it pot these days anyway?......
Well, your name is Superhans and your avatar is a picture of Superhans so it's a logical conclusion to come to. ;)

I agree about the joke, Woody has posted some awful jokes on here in the past, but that must be the worst. :|
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