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woody
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Dancing

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A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, Ahmed meet with his Sheikh for counseling. The Sheikh asks if he have any last questions before he leave.

Ahmed asks, 'We realize it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together.'

'Absolutely not,' says the Sheikh 'It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately.'

'So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?'

'No,' answered the Sheikh, 'It's forbidden in Islam.'

'Well, okay,' says Ahmed, 'What about sex? Can we finally have sex?'

'Of course!' replies the Sheikh, 'Allah Akbar! (GOD is great) Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!'

'What about different positions?' asks the man.

'Allah Akbar! Mafi Mushkila (no problem),' says the Sheikh.

'Woman on top?' Ahmed asks.

'Sure,' says the Sheikh. 'Allah Akbar. Go for it!'

'Doggy style?' 'Sure! Allah Akbar!'

'On the kitchen table?' 'Yes, yes! Allah Akbar!'

'Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?'

'You may indeed.. Allah Akbar!'

'Can we do it standing up?'

'No, absolutely not!' says the Sheikh.'

'Why not?' asks the man.

'Because that could lead to dancing!
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
Billy Connolly
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