Siamese Twins

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woody
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Siamese Twins

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Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada, and park themselves on a bar stool.



One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us, we're siamese twins and we're joined at the hip. I'm John and he's Jim and we'll have two Molson Canadian beers, please."


The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"

"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car, and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.

"Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country - the history, the culture..."

"Nah, we don't like that British stuff," says John. "we like hamburgers and Molson beer".

"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.

"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive
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