Children in School

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woody
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Children in School

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Little Johnnys Teacher says - whoever can answer the following questions can have a half day from school. Who said "...ask not what your country can do for you" - before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy shouts "John F Kennedy" Teacher says "very good, Nancy, you can go" Teacher asks "who said - I have a dream" - before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary shouts - "Martin Luther King" Teacher says "very good Mary, you can go". Johnny is raging & just as the Teacher turns her back Johnny says "I wish those bitches would keep their ****ing mouths shut" Teacher looks & says "who said that?" Johnny replies "Wayne Rooney - see you tomorrow!"
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
Billy Connolly
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