Another Expense claim rejected

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woody
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Another Expense claim rejected

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Another Expense claim rejected for cleaning out a MOAT
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
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woody
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Just had two text messages about this from RH & Red Diamond

Both said the didn't find my text and post RAULMOATLY funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
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Red Diamond
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I'm sick of all the Sky News coverage, trouble is I can't find the "Raoul-Moat" control to change the channel over :lol:
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If he hadn't killed himself would the £10,000 price on his head have turned into a £20,000 Raoul-over
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He lived next door to and worked with one my best friends.
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woody wrote:Just had two text messages about this from RH & Red Diamond

Both said the didn't find my text and post RAULMOATLY funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'd like to say great minds think alike, but.......












that would mean RD was as clever as me.
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Gazza... I like his agent's quote at the end.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jul/0 ... raoul-moat
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Dazzler wrote:Gazza... I like his agent's quote at the end.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jul/0 ... raoul-moat
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZHnWpLQtyo

this is hilarious.

such a shame a legend like gazza has turned into a laughing stock.

quote paul gasgoine "killing someone is not nice ....really... "
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Re: Another Expense claim rejected

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Dazzler wrote:Gazza... I like his agent's quote at the end.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jul/0 ... raoul-moat

DAFT AS A BRUSH!
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