Heskey dropped
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davealbon
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Heskey dropped
Emile Heskey has been dropped from the England World Cup squad and replaced by a Cumbrian taxi driver. Apparently the cabbie has had more shots on target this week than Heskey had throughout the whole of last season!
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rudolph_hucker
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Re: Heskey dropped
If you're going shopping in Whitehaven, don't go on a Wednesday,
Apparently its ****ing murder.
Apparently its ****ing murder.
You're knocked out with who I am,
Look at you now, you're all in my hands.
Look at you now, you're all in my hands.
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super noodles
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That's horrible! I think we should change the subject maybe.
Ehhh, Oh! I have a great tip for the horses!
Cumbrian Cabbie, it's a twelve to one shot
Ehhh, Oh! I have a great tip for the horses!
Cumbrian Cabbie, it's a twelve to one shot
Re: Heskey dropped
I cannot understand why people would make a joke of what happened in Cumbria, quite upsetting :roll:
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rudolph_hucker
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supersub wrote:I cannot understand why people would make a joke of what happened in Cumbria, quite upsetting :roll:
Its called humour. I laugh at anything and everything. Ask the Woodster to forward on a few of my other quality jokes to you.
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rudolph_hucker
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Well judging by the amount of texts I get, it seems you are the only one that objects.supersub wrote:We agree to disagree on this one RH.
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Look at you now, you're all in my hands.
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godber
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No point moaning SS people will always make jokes about anything like this!
But to be fair,the jokes I've heard about it have been bloody funny :oops:
But to be fair,the jokes I've heard about it have been bloody funny :oops:
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rudolph_hucker
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Re: Heskey dropped
What made him do it?
Did he plan it?
Was he a mad man?
Did he plan to cause to much heartache for so many innocent families, and leave 12 stiffs behind?
Only Rafa has the answer.
Did he plan it?
Was he a mad man?
Did he plan to cause to much heartache for so many innocent families, and leave 12 stiffs behind?
Only Rafa has the answer.
You're knocked out with who I am,
Look at you now, you're all in my hands.
Look at you now, you're all in my hands.
Re: Heskey dropped
You have a lot to learn Godber, one wasn't 'moaning', one had an opinion, and yes you would side with your mate. I hope when you suffer a sadness in your lifetime you might, just might, not find it something to laugh about. End of.