How many ManUre fans does it take to change a light bulb at Old Trafford?
Answer 3 ;-
1 to hold the ladder
1 to change the light bulb
the other to drive them all back to Torquay.
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- Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:13 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: LIVERPOOL FC
- Replies: 3
- Views: 3683
- Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:10 pm
- Forum: Dale's Bar
- Topic: Lyrics of utter genius
- Replies: 19
- Views: 14526
Re: Lyrics of utter genius
RED TIDE by RUSH Words by Neil Peart, Music by Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson nature has some new plague to run in our streets history some new wrinkle we are doomed to repeat fugitives at the bedroom door lovers pause to find an open store rain is burning on the forest floor and the red tide kisses the...
- Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:25 pm
- Forum: The Peter De Banke Terrace
- Topic: Oxford Predictions
- Replies: 20
- Views: 20731
Re: Oxford Predictions
I'm guessing at a 1 -v- 1 draw, 8965 with 421 away. O'Connor to score for us.
- Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:11 pm
- Forum: The Peter De Banke Terrace
- Topic: January transfer window
- Replies: 3
- Views: 6394
Re: January transfer window
"I also think we need another centre half if Osano does move on. Downer imo is a liability. He regularly "loses it" ending up with sendings off and also seems to "switch off" in possession in or around our box. Maybe Jack Ainsley could fill the position or does anyone have ...
- Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:03 am
- Forum: The Peter De Banke Terrace
- Topic: Kidderminster Upheaval
- Replies: 5
- Views: 9520
- Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:57 am
- Forum: The Peter De Banke Terrace
- Topic: January transfer window
- Replies: 3
- Views: 6394
January transfer window
With all the speculation about the likes of Tommo and Osano moving out, who would you like to see come in to strengthen the team to push for the play-offs? Personally I'd release J-Lo and bring in Jack Midson (Oxford), apparently he's not getting many games and I think he's worth a go. J-Lo is no be...