Some throw away jokes!
Some throw away jokes!
I was in a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa
One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer
I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."
My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker
There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Bolton but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets
You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer
I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."
My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker
There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Bolton but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets
You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
Billy Connolly
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Re: Some throw away jokes!
You posted these yesterdaywoody wrote:I was in a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa
One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer
I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."
My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker
There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Bolton but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets
You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
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Re: Some throw away jokes!
To much alcohol - WhoopsHarry wrote:Memory loss setting in Woody? ;)
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
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Re: Some throw away jokes!
Ban him I say!! ;)
Stuart
Stuart
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Re: Some throw away jokes!
Give it time mate ;) :lol: :lol:StuartRDFC wrote:Ban him I say!! ;)
Stuart
Re: Some throw away jokes!
There's a pointed comment.......I thought you were supposed to be IMPARTIAL???? :lol: :lol:godber wrote:Give it time mate ;) :lol: :lol:StuartRDFC wrote:Ban him I say!! ;)
Stuart
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly
Re: Some throw away jokes!
Whatever gave you that idea? ;)woody wrote:There's a pointed comment.......I thought you were supposed to be IMPARTIAL???? :lol: :lol:godber wrote:Give it time mate ;) :lol: :lol:StuartRDFC wrote:Ban him I say!! ;)
Stuart