Cliff Richard is strolling through Gatwick when a Japanese tourist rushes up to him.
"Sir Criff Richard" says the Japanese guy,his voice full of excitement." I ruv you.You the Glatest.Please sing fo me my Fravorit song-Itchy sore fanny!!"
"I have never sung a song called Itchy Sore Fanny" replies Cliff,shocked
"Yeah you have" says the Tourist"it best song you eve sing Sir Criff.I ruv it"
"well I dont ever remember that "says Cliff "You sing it and if I recognise it I'll join in"
The Japanese guy clears his throat..............
"Itchy sore fanny,how we don talk anymo"!!!!!!!!! :lol:
Itchy Sore Fanny...
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Re: Itchy Sore Fanny...
Red Diamond wrote:Cliff Richard is strolling through Gatwick when a Japanese tourist rushes up to him.
"Sir Criff Richard" says the Japanese guy,his voice full of excitement." I ruv you.You the Glatest.Please sing fo me my Fravorit song-Itchy sore fanny!!"
"I have never sung a song called Itchy Sore Fanny" replies Cliff,shocked
"Yeah you have" says the Tourist"it best song you eve sing Sir Criff.I ruv it"
"well I dont ever remember that "says Cliff "You sing it and if I recognise it I'll join in"
The Japanese guy clears his throat..............
"Itchy sore fanny,how we don talk anymo"!!!!!!!!! :lol:
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