Ok, before the jokes start...............
Ok, before the jokes start...............
Some of you already know........... TODAY I am officially an OLD FART!
Yes, one of you sent me this MOONPIG card - Thanks! :lol: :lol: :lol:
This doesn't mean I will be less 'cutting' - 'Slower' or forgetful.............but please consider us 'oldies' like a quiet life (NOT :lol: )
Yes, one of you sent me this MOONPIG card - Thanks! :lol: :lol: :lol:
This doesn't mean I will be less 'cutting' - 'Slower' or forgetful.............but please consider us 'oldies' like a quiet life (NOT :lol: )
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
Billy Connolly
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News to me that you were cutting in the first place :mrgreen:woody wrote: This doesn't mean I will be less 'cutting'
Happy Birthday.
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Oh Sorry, just my interpretation.wewantourdarbyback wrote:News to me that you were cutting in the first place :mrgreen:woody wrote: This doesn't mean I will be less 'cutting'
Happy Birthday.
So, it will be good to see Manchester United kick the living crap out of your BELOVED Leeds! :lol: :lol: :lol: ...........I HOPE :oops: :oops:
That cutting enough? :lol:
PS - I have told Joey I would be good today, The Champagne doesn't start till 1700 :lol: :lol: :lol:
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly
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I will be monitoring the situation carefully ;)
Happy 60th
Happy 60th
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Many happy returns Woody, I hope you haven't drank Letchworth out of champagne yet!
60th Birthday Wish
A couple, both born the same year and month, were celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been so loving she would grant them each one wish.
Very excited, the wife said that since she had already visited most of North America in her RV she would like to visit Europe.
The fairy waved her magic wand; airline tickets instantly appeared in her hand.
Then it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said with a sly look, “Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.”
The fairy waved her wand, and presto, he was 90. :lol:
Have a great day!
60th Birthday Wish
A couple, both born the same year and month, were celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been so loving she would grant them each one wish.
Very excited, the wife said that since she had already visited most of North America in her RV she would like to visit Europe.
The fairy waved her magic wand; airline tickets instantly appeared in her hand.
Then it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said with a sly look, “Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.”
The fairy waved her wand, and presto, he was 90. :lol:
Have a great day!
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WWODB
Well, your boys deserved the win - I applaud them! (Shitty Birthday Present though) :oops: :oops:
Well, your boys deserved the win - I applaud them! (Shitty Birthday Present though) :oops: :oops:
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
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Happy b'day Woody - nice of Man Utd to give you the perfect day :roll: :lol: ;)
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Many happy returns of the day Woody.
Good grief, I though I was getting old
Good grief, I though I was getting old