They sent my Census form back!!
In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?', I put, 'Asylum seekers, gyppoes, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS and half of Eastern Europe!'
Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer…….
Two a lighter note.......
Two a lighter note.......
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly