One day a little cat was walking through the park when she came
across a pond.
She peered into the pond and noticed that at the bottom
of the pond there was a little cocktail sausage.
The cat was feeling quite peckish
So as the water wasn't that deep,
she reached in with his little paw,
and hooked the sausage out and ate it.
The next day the cat was walking through the park
again and she peered into the pond again
and saw there was another sausage
but this time it was a normal sized one
So the cat reached in but . this time she had to put
his whole arm into the pond.
The cat hooked the sausage out and ate it.
The next day the cat looked into the pond and
found an enormous Cumberland sausage
at the bottom of the pond.
It looked so delicious,
but it was so huge
that she had to actually
put his whole body into
the pond to get the sausage.
He ate it and found it very tasty!
THE MORAL OF THE STORY
is
(you're gonna love this !)
The bigger the Sausage - the wetter the Pussy!!!!
The Sausage.... A Moral Tale
The Sausage.... A Moral Tale
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Re: The Sausage.... A Moral Tale
Well spotted, you may now refer to the alzheimers test.rushdenman wrote:This cat seems to have a gender problem ;)
You're knocked out with who I am,
Look at you now, you're all in my hands.
Look at you now, you're all in my hands.
Re: The Sausage.... A Moral Tale
Eyes like a SHITE HAWK :lol: :lol:rushdenman wrote:This cat seems to have a gender problem ;)
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
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Re: The Sausage.... A Moral Tale
very droll :lol:rudolph_hucker wrote:Well spotted, you may now refer to the alzheimers test.rushdenman wrote:This cat seems to have a gender problem ;)
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Re: The Sausage.... A Moral Tale
I told this joke at the age of 12, its a banger!
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however, you've made it far too complicated and long ;)
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however, you've made it far too complicated and long ;)