Some throw away jokes!

[woody]

I was in a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa



One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer



I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.



George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."



My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker


There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Bolton but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets




You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools


A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"

[DiamondsFan]

I was in a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa



One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer



I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.



George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."



My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker


There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Bolton but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets




You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools


A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"

You posted these yesterday

http://www.thediamondsforum.co.uk/viewt ... f=6&t=1442

[Harry]

Memory loss setting in Woody? ;)

[woody]

Memory loss setting in Woody? ;)

To much alcohol - Whoops

[ID]

Is this a throw away thread, then? ;)

[The Godfather]

Ban him I say!! ;)

Stuart

[godber]

Ban him I say!! ;)

Stuart

Give it time mate ;) :lol: :lol:

[woody]

Ban him I say!! ;)

Stuart

Give it time mate ;) :lol: :lol:

There's a pointed comment.......I thought you were supposed to be IMPARTIAL???? :lol: :lol:

[godber]

Ban him I say!! ;)

Stuart

Give it time mate ;) :lol: :lol:

There's a pointed comment.......I thought you were supposed to be IMPARTIAL???? :lol: :lol:

Whatever gave you that idea? ;)