Judge to Child: Do you want to live with your mother?
Child: No
Judge: Why?
Child: She beats me.
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?
Child: No
Judge: Why not?
Child: He beats me too.
Judge: So who do you want to live with?
Child: England Team
Judge: WHY??
Child: They never beat anyone!
Court Case
Court Case
'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly
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rudolph_hucker
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Re: Court Case
I used that jike years ago but I put kettrin in there instead.
You're knocked out with who I am,
Look at you now, you're all in my hands.
Look at you now, you're all in my hands.