From their always entertaining press team:

K*ttering Town Football Club have managed to announce another signing this afternoon.

It's always difficult to make an announcement after all.

Rankine's Nose wrote:

ChorltonV wrote:wtf?

I remember hearing once that he was JT's agent, or representative or something.

That is correct.

Depends how much power one wields...

I'm in as usual.

I remember us sponsoring George Cox in days gone by.

Shows the difference in philosophies at our two clubs when they are debating rumours about sky high wages for potential signings based on complete conjecture, whereas we can ask the question on our members-only forum and get a straight answer about the wage structure from out chairman. I know which ...

According to reports, Liverpool are looking to Barry Hunter as Brendan Rogers looks to overhaul his scouting network. You couldn't make it up. He was dangerously out of his depth at the foot of the football league let alone the Prem! This is scouting remember, not managing. And I believe he has bui...

Trek wrote:It's the 'magic eye' controlled car parks that are the ones to watch out for. There are usually prominent notices that advertise the fact.

Even those rely on scare tactics. If you ignore them they leave you alone.

I see Dazza is already trying to make friends on there :roll:

Not quite right actually! It`s not that UCL Division One clubs are not allowed into the Hillier Cup, but a glance at what the competition is really called - the Northants Hillier SENIOR Cup - will give you a clue to its eligibility. It`s actually for senior status clubs - for example, if Wellingbor...