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by woody
Mon May 02, 2011 3:13 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: OSAMA BIN LADEN
Replies: 24
Views: 12597

Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN

Everybody is asking how they found him just now.... there are unconfirmed reports that he may have bought a Sony Play Station recently
by woody
Mon May 02, 2011 9:14 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: OSAMA BIN LADEN
Replies: 24
Views: 12597

OSAMA BIN LADEN

OSAMA BIN LADEN - World Hide & Seek Champion 2001 - 2011
by woody
Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:03 pm
Forum: Dale's Bar
Topic: UNITED
Replies: 7
Views: 3834

Re: UNITED

It actually gave me closure on my mourning for Duncan Edwards..... I was just Eight when it happened, and my Granddad kept me informed, as he was my footy mentor. On the 21st February he came round to see me, and put his arms round me and said in his harsh but caring voice "thy heros dead Young...
by woody
Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:26 am
Forum: Dale's Bar
Topic: UNITED
Replies: 7
Views: 3834

UNITED

by woody
Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:39 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Yorkshire Story
Replies: 1
Views: 2254

Yorkshire Story

Just been up north and met a Dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a CAT FLAP
by woody
Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:51 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: The Royal Wedding
Replies: 3
Views: 3006

Re: The Royal Wedding

DiamondEejit wrote:I just sent Kate & William a wedding present...

20% of my earnings for the past 5 fricking years.
ONLY 20%?????

Wait till you get to my level! WOW!
by woody
Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:55 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: The Royal Wedding
Replies: 3
Views: 3006

The Royal Wedding

I hear (can't say if its true or not), that Prince William suggested that tradition be broken and there would be no place for a fruit cake at the Wedding.......

Prince Philip said later..... " I'm still b***dy well going!
by woody
Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:31 pm
Forum: Dale's Bar
Topic: FAO Woody...
Replies: 387
Views: 256693

Re: FAO Woody...

I've always thought F1 is near to a Computer Game..............DRS now gives GOD MODE :twisted:
by woody
Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:51 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: More Stories
Replies: 0
Views: 2069

More Stories

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing. ***************************************** A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the ho...
by woody
Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:19 pm
Forum: Dale's Bar
Topic: No comment - But worth a read
Replies: 13
Views: 6434

Re: No comment - But worth a read

rudolph_hucker wrote:Not saying a word mate, unless I get a name change ;)
CEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY? (Abbreviated???)