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by woody
Fri May 06, 2011 6:32 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: OSAMA BIN LADEN
Replies: 24
Views: 12596

Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN

Apparently the Irish SAS joined in the US assault over the weekend. They stormed Debenhams after hearing Summer Bed Linen was on the 3rd floor.
by woody
Tue May 03, 2011 6:16 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: OSAMA BIN LADEN
Replies: 24
Views: 12596

Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN

Before yesterday few people had heard of Abbotabad similiarly Islamabad or Faislabad but we've known Westhamabad all season
by woody
Mon May 02, 2011 6:43 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: OSAMA BIN LADEN
Replies: 24
Views: 12596

Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN

Looks like Bin Laden's dead. There will be a Minute silence at K*ttering next week then
by woody
Mon May 02, 2011 6:41 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: OSAMA BIN LADEN
Replies: 24
Views: 12596

Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN

Look like it is not only Luca Brasi whos sleeping with the fishes
by woody
Mon May 02, 2011 6:37 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: OSAMA BIN LADEN
Replies: 24
Views: 12596

Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN

As the american soldiers pointed their guns to Bin Laden, they asked for his last words. They were, "Has Torres scored for Chelsea yet?
by woody
Mon May 02, 2011 6:37 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: OSAMA BIN LADEN
Replies: 24
Views: 12596

Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN

Elton John has been asked to play at Osama Bin Ladens funeral. He is going to play 'Sandals in the Bin'.
by woody
Mon May 02, 2011 5:57 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: OSAMA BIN LADEN
Replies: 24
Views: 12596

Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN

I don't get the last one Woody :oops: Wasn't it the iPhone that was tracking users :?: or am I just old and past it :lol: SONY's Playstation Data base was hacked telling the World all your addresses and credit card details. Yes you are old and past it - but join the clan! LOL Ahhhh, yes I remember ...
by woody
Mon May 02, 2011 5:38 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: OSAMA BIN LADEN
Replies: 24
Views: 12596

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mattreddan wrote:Gets even less funnier every year....

after year..

after year..

etc.
I take it you have the JAUNDICE again????? or Did you have the GRUMPY GRAINS again for breakfast?
by woody
Mon May 02, 2011 5:34 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: OSAMA BIN LADEN
Replies: 24
Views: 12596

Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN

The Yanks Killed BIN LADEN - 1st Time the BINS have been taken out on a Bank Holiday
by woody
Mon May 02, 2011 5:32 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: OSAMA BIN LADEN
Replies: 24
Views: 12596

Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN

Diamondsforever wrote:I don't get the last one Woody :oops: Wasn't it the iPhone that was tracking users :?: or am I just old and past it :lol:
SONY's Playstation Data base was hacked telling the World all your addresses and credit card details.

Yes you are old and past it - but join the clan! LOL