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by woody
Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:29 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: The Karate Kid
Replies: 2
Views: 9190

Re: The Karate Kid

I was watching The Karate Kid the other day , the bit where Mr Miyagi is trying to catch the fly with the chopsticks and I couldnt help thinking if he went to Africa he'd be in his f***ing element. Brilliant :D I'm hosting an African themed party tonight. There's no food and the drinks are twelve m...
by woody
Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:28 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Emma Watson Interview at HP Premiere
Replies: 0
Views: 7207

Emma Watson Interview at HP Premiere

Emma Watson at the Harry Potter Premiere: "Thanks to everyone who came."

No problem, Emma.
by woody
Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:24 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: The Karate Kid
Replies: 2
Views: 9190

The Karate Kid

I was watching The Karate Kid the other day , the bit where Mr Miyagi is trying to catch the fly with the chopsticks and I couldnt help thinking if he went to Africa he'd be in his f***ing element.
by woody
Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:16 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Dr. McTavish
Replies: 0
Views: 7189

Dr. McTavish

"Doctor! Doctor! I feel like I've been stuffed with coconut and covered in chocolate!"

Doctor: "Aye, well yer bountae"
by woody
Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:15 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Celebrity Chefs
Replies: 0
Views: 7337

Celebrity Chefs

Question for you:

Do celebrity Chefs need a LARDON before sex?
by woody
Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:04 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: WHAT A WEEK !
Replies: 1
Views: 8205

WHAT A WEEK !

What a week....camping trip to Norway cancelled.....Tickets for Amy Winehouse cancelled.Then I have a fall and end up in hospital....Still at least the nurse is nice.Her names Rebecca and shes just changing my drip!!!
by woody
Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:32 pm
Forum: Dale's Bar
Topic: Amy Winehouse Dead
Replies: 14
Views: 14392

Re: Amy Winehouse Dead

I appreciate her death is likely to have been self inflicted woody but reeling off a load of jokes one after the other is off pretty poor taste really. Anyway she joins the '27 club' along with Kurt cobain, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and jimi Hendrix. I dont really think that any drug addict intend...
by woody
Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:30 pm
Forum: Dale's Bar
Topic: Amy Winehouse Dead
Replies: 14
Views: 14392

Re: Amy Winehouse Dead

The thread was not about the events in Norway, just because I've not mentioned them on here when prompted by you that doesn't mean I don't care or haven't thought about it. So the comments by Sara Pascoe & Supersub aren't valid either? Don't just go gunning for me, read the whole thread, or you...
by woody
Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:17 am
Forum: Dale's Bar
Topic: Amy Winehouse Dead
Replies: 14
Views: 14392

Re: Amy Winehouse Dead

I appreciate her death is likely to have been self inflicted woody but reeling off a load of jokes one after the other is off pretty poor taste really. Anyway she joins the '27 club' along with Kurt cobain, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and jimi Hendrix. I dont really think that any drug addict intend...
by woody
Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:11 am
Forum: Dale's Bar
Topic: Amy Winehouse Dead
Replies: 14
Views: 14392

Re: Amy Winehouse Dead

I took many of the shallow #ripamywinehouse posters to task last evening... All were bemoaning her death etc. MANY had not Tweeted re. NORWAY SHE WAS A DRUGGY - end of She should not be idolised. So........................................ W.I.P Amy ' fwom your good fwiend Jonathon Woss BBC: Amy wine...