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by woody
Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:13 pm
Forum: Dale's Bar
Topic: No comment - But worth a read
Replies: 13
Views: 6494

Re: No comment - But worth a read

rudolph_hucker wrote:Well it seems ONE wrong word and the place comes to meltdown.
That takes us full circle on the Japanese situation then???? :oops:
by woody
Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:48 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: A few stories..........................
Replies: 5
Views: 4302

Re: A few stories..........................

StuartRDFC wrote:Woody never lets us down! :lol: :lol:

Stuart
I try not to! :lol: :lol: :lol:
by woody
Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:58 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: A few stories..........................
Replies: 5
Views: 4302

A few stories..........................

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes............ I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl. I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection......
by woody
Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:57 pm
Forum: Dale's Bar
Topic: No comment - But worth a read
Replies: 13
Views: 6494

Re: No comment - But worth a read

Strange.................that!
by woody
Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:42 pm
Forum: Dale's Bar
Topic: No comment - But worth a read
Replies: 13
Views: 6494

Re: No comment - But worth a read

On a slightly related note, I don't see why on the forum you can't call someone a ****, but you can laugh and make jokes at/about dead people and the suffering of thousands of innocent people. Seems a bit "1 rule for 1 person, another for everyone else" kinda thing. :roll: Interesting the...
by woody
Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:03 am
Forum: Dale's Bar
Topic: No comment - But worth a read
Replies: 13
Views: 6494

No comment - But worth a read

by woody
Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:53 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: A few Stories
Replies: 1
Views: 2186

A few Stories

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time..... I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a train. He was chuffed to bits. I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flower...
by woody
Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:53 pm
Forum: Dale's Bar
Topic: FAO Woody...
Replies: 387
Views: 291694

Re: FAO Woody...

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by woody
Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:05 pm
Forum: Dale's Bar
Topic: Beckham & Posh
Replies: 0
Views: 1564

Beckham & Posh

The Beckhams have only been in London for 5 days and Posh is pregnant... f**k me John Terry doesn't mess about does he?


Only seven more to go David till you have your own team
by woody
Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:11 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: To start the Year
Replies: 6
Views: 4334

Re: To start the Year

Rushdenjim wrote:i dont get the 7 and 8 one :cry: :( :(

Are you Irish?

Closing lanes 7 & 8 would NOT save water, as its the SAME WATER - DOH!